me: *comes out of room*
parents: oh! lord have mercy! he came out of his cave!
do not fucking follow me
do not fucking reblog my posts
do not fucking tell people about my blog
do not fucking do that shit
I don’t even have much of a following and I can’t resist.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
I’m not even a blog so what purpose does this serve